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Тест на беременность и азиатский енот A Pee Stick and an Asian Raccoon

Небольшой нервный срыв и вилка в неположенном месте A Small Nervous Breakdown and a Misplaced Fork

Носки и ненависть Loathing and Tube Socks

Шесть тысяч контрафактных футболок и сумочка от Прада Six Thousand Bootleg T-Shirts and a Prada Handbag

Абстиненция и пудинг Abstinence and Pudding

Эстроген и завтрак с любовью Estrogen and a Hearty Breakfast

Свадьба и земляничный лубрикант Big Sur and Strawberry Lube

Зомби и Кобб-салат Zombies and Cobb Salad

Бельгийские вафли и удобства в доме Belgian Waffles and Bathroom Privileges

Сладкая вата и рыбное пюре Cotton Candy and Blended Fish

Тушенка и наручники Corned Beef and Handcuffs

Горячий суп и растяжение связок Hot Soup and Shingles

Кожаные пинетки и средневековая дыба Leather Cribs and Medieval Rack

Карамельки и дырки от пуль Fireballs and Bullet Holes

Ницше и пивной заезд Nietzsche and a Beer Run

Беззвездочная тюрьма и японская порнуха Jail Jail and Japanese Porn

Ультразвук и топ без бретелек Sonograms and Tube Tops

Туалетное вино и граф Сэндвич Toilet Wine and the Earl of Sandwich

Неуклюжая обезьянка и изогнутая матка Clumsy Monkeys and a Tilted Uterus

Разбитые мечты и закупоренные артерии Broken Dreams and Blocked Arteries

Smokey Taylor and a Deathbed Confession

Hepatitis and Lemon Zest

Figgy Pudding and the Rapture

Chicken Nuggets and a Triple Homicide

Forged Resumes and the Recommended Dosage

Kimchi and a Monkey Playing Harmonica

Crazy Eyes and a Wet Brad Pitt

Soapy Eyes and a Clean Slate

Free Therapy and a Dead Lady's Yard Sale

Godzilla and a Sprig of Mint

Nudes and a Six-Day Cleanse

Three Smiles and an Unpainted Ceiling

Kitty Litter and a Class A Felony

Cheeseburger Salad and Jazz

Benito Poppins and a Warm Pumpkin

Turkey Meatballs and a Getaway Car

Dirty Money and a Woman Named Mike

A Commemorative Coin and a Misshapen Head

Dropped Soap and a Big Guy on a Throne

Mashed Potatoes and a Little Nitrous

Sick Popes and a Red Ferrari

Patient Zero and the Chocolate Fountain

Fun Girl Stuff and Eternal Salvation

Terrorists and Gingerbread

Thigh Gap and a Rack of Lamb

Mozzarella Sticks and a Gay Piano Bar

Sawdust and Brisket

A Pirate, Three Frogs and a Prince

Horny-Goggles and a Catered Intervention

Kreplach and a Tiny Tush

Snickerdoodle and a Nip Slip

My Little Pony and a Demerol Drip

Quaaludes and Crackerjack

Cinderella and a Drunk MacGyver

Diabetic Lesbians and a Blushing Bride

Sticky Hands and a Walk on the Wild Side

Death, Death, Death and a Bucket of Chicken

Nazi Zombies and a Two-Hundred-Pound Baby

Cornflakes and the Hair of Three Men

Caperberries and a Glass Eye

Beast Mode and Old People Kissing

A Catheter and a Dipsy-Doodle

Pure Evil and a Free Piece of Cheesecake

Mahjong Sally and the Ecstasy

Atticus Finch and the Downtrodden

High-Tops and Brown Jacket

Sword Fights and a Dominican Shortstop

Sparkling Water and Ba-Dinkers

Curious George and the Big Red Nightmare

Blow and a Free McMuffin

Xanax and a Baby Duck

Cornbread and a Cashmere Onesie

Freckled Bananas and a Little Schwinn

Bad Hand and British Royalty

A Safe Word and a Rib Eye

Good Karma and the Big Weird

Wind Chimes and a Bottomless Pit of Sadness

A Bouncy Castle and an Aneurysm

Roast Chicken and a Funny Story

Night Swimmin' and an English Muffin

Martinis and a Sponge Bath

Black Mold and an Old Hot Dog

Tush Push and Some Radishes

Tantric Sex and the Sprouted Flute

A Cricket and a Hedge Made of Gold

A Few Thongs and a Hawaiian Funeral

Lockjaw and a Liquid Diet

Twinkle Lights and Grandma Shoes

Fish Town and Too Many Thank You's

A Seafaring Ancestor and a Bloomin' Onion

Fancy Crackers and Giant Women

Poodle Fuzz and a Twinge of Jealousy

Smooth Jazz and a Weird Floaty Eye

Too Many Hippies and Huevos Rancheros

An Epi-Pen and a Security Cat

Teenage Vampires and a White Russian

A Bear and a Bladder Infection

Bert and Ernie and a Blessing of the People

Push-Down Coffee and a Working Turn Signal

Pudding and a Screen Door

Charlotte Bronte and a Backhoe

Esta Loca and a Little Klingon

Eight Cats and the Hat Show

Crazy Snakes and a Clog to the Head

Spaghetti Sauce and a Dumpster Fire

A Taco Bowl and a Tubby Seamstress

Ocular Fluid and Fighting Robots

Phone Confetti and a Wee Dingle

Diamond Earrings and a Pumpkin Head

Pre-Washed Lettuce and a Mime

Go-Go Boots and a Butt Cushion

Ambulance Chasers and a Babbling Brook

Big Sauce and Coconut Water

Flying Monkeys and a Tank of Nitrous

Cottage Cheese and a Weird Buzz

Puzzle Club and a Closet Party

Jell-O Shots and the Truth About Santa

Pork Loin and a Beat-up Monte Carlo

Flamingos and a Dance-Based Exercise Class

Foot Powder and Five Feet of Vodka

Hacky Sack and a Beautiful Experience

Big Floor Pillows and a Ball of Fire

Kalamazoo And a Bad Wedge of Brie

Sparkling Banter and a Failing Steel Town

Skippy and the Knowledge Hole

A Dark Closet and Therapy with Horses

Soup Town and a Little Blonde Mongoose

Lumbar Support and Old Pork

Triple Dip and an Overhand Grip

Finger Guns and a Beef Bourguignon

Crazy Hair and a Teeny Tiny Part of Canada

Audrey Hepburn and a Jalapeño Pepper

Pop Pop and a Puma

Goat Yogurt and Ample Parking

Twirly Flippy Men and a Dirty Bird

Fake Bacon and a Plan to Kill All of Us

Wile E. Coyote and a Possessed Doll

Pork Butt and a Mall Walker

Hot Butter and Toxic Narcissism

Tuna Florentine and a Clean Handoff

Higgledy-Piggledy and a Cat Show

One Tiny Incision and a Coffin Dress

Silly Frills and a Depressed Garden Gnome

Dammit Sandra and Viking Ancestors

Cheddar Cheese and a Squirrel Circus

Somebody's Grandmother and the A-List

Judy Garland and a Sexy Troll Doll

Beef Baloney Dan and a Sarcastic No

A Judgy Face and Your Grandma's Drawers

Texas Pete and a Parking Lot Carnival

Big Sad Eyes and an Antique Hot Dog

Sex Bucket and the Grammar Police

Smitten Kitten and a Tiny Boo-Boo Error

Tang and a Safe Space for Everybody

Astronauts and Fat Trimmings

Sober Wizard and a Woodshop Workshop

Woo-Woo Lights and an Onside Kick

S'Mores and a Sadness Cocoon

Bloody Stumps and a Chemical Smell

Whip-Its and Emotionally Attuned Babies

Illegal Eels and the Cantaloupe Man

Strutting Peacock and Father O'Leary

Tiny Dancer and an Impromptu Picnic

Klondike-Five and a Secret Family

Endorphins and a Toasty Tushy

Vinyl Flooring and a Cartoon Bear

Scooby-Doo Checks and Salisbury Steak

A Community Hero and a Wide Turn

My Kinda People and the Big To-Do